EmergencyYap

We watch the monitors, so you can watch the champagne.

Senior ops engineers livestream your launch, squash bugs in < 60s, and hand you a zero-downtime report.

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99.98% AVG UPTIME

Why EmergencyYap?

Launch day is critical. We provide the expert oversight you need to deploy with confidence.

Instant Response

Our expert engineers jump on issues the moment they arise, often before your team even notices.

Zero Downtime Focus

We're obsessed with keeping your launch smooth and your service online. Every second counts.

Post-Launch Report

Receive a comprehensive debrief including incidents, resolutions, and performance insights.

How It Works

A streamlined process to ensure your launch is a success story.

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Book Your Dry-Run

Schedule a session. We'll integrate with your team and setup monitoring.

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Go-Live Stream

On launch day, we're live, monitoring every signal and ready to act instantly.

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24-h Debrief

Post-launch, get a detailed report and optional consultation on findings.

Take a Live Peek

Curious what our mission control looks like? Here's a sample stream.

LIVE● 1,234 viewers
EMBEDDED DEMO STREAM PLACEHOLDER (16x9)

Flexible Pricing

Choose the plan that fits your launch scale and budget. No hidden fees.

MonthlyAnnually (Save ~17%)

Starter

$499/month

  • 1 agent
  • 4-hour window
  • E-mail report
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Pro

$999/month

  • 2 agents
  • 8-hour window
  • Slack + phone bridge
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Mission-Critical

$1999/month

  • 4 agents
  • 24-hour window
  • Dedicated SRE lead
  • SLA 45 sec
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Loved by Launch Leaders

"EmergencyYap saved our launch day! A critical bug was found and fixed in minutes. Highly recommend!"
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Dago R.

Founder, Launchday.com

"The peace of mind knowing experts were watching our deployment was invaluable. Zero downtime achieved!"
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Sarah K.

CTO, Innovatech

"Their post-launch report was incredibly detailed and helped us optimize our infrastructure."
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Mike P.

Head of Engineering, ScaleUp Solutions

Ready for a Flawless Launch?

Download our free 24-Hour Launch Checklist to ensure you've covered all bases.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Pick a time that works for you. We'll discuss your launch needs and how EmergencyYap can help.

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